Sung to the tune of: "These are a few of my favorite things" Big dykes with small dogs and butches with kittens; Diesels in tall boots with chains on their mittens; Femmes in their lipstick with rings in their nose; These are a few of the gays that I know. Men who can cook and make great apple strudels; Women who think and can sure use their noodles; Some who like dressing in black leather clothes; These are a few of the gays that I know. Men in tight dresses with gold lame sashes; Makeup and high heels and long false eyelashes; Men who have muscles and men who wear hose; These are a few of the gays that I know. REFRAIN: When the right wing Spews its hatred And it makes me sad, I simply remember the gays that I know And then I don't feel - - - so bad. Doctors and nurses and students and teachers; Soldiers and singers and actors and preachers; Lawyers who fight in the courts with our foes; These are a few of the gays that I know. Nieces and uncles and sisters and brothers; Parents who live with significant others; Brave sons and daughters who let their love show; These are a few of the gays that I know. Young politicians with courage and vision; Leaders with guts who can make a decision; Those in the closets and those on the go; These are a few of the gays that I know. REFRAIN: First Anita, Now it's Limbaugh, It just makes you mad, But always remember the gays that you know And then you won't feel - - - so bad!